It’s hard to think of a better video game than The Witcher 3. I’ve been losing sleep to it for a couple of months now, and I expect that as soon as I finish the thing that I’ll fire it right back up again and lose a few months more. Not only is it fun to play on a visceral level, it is well-written, well-acted, and filled with the kind of subtlety and nuance that every other game has failed at so spectacularly since the dawn of time. Oh, and it’s visually stunning too. I can’t stop thinking about it. I want to play it right now. So obviously I had to make some dumb comics about it.
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Oh, and if you were wondering about who won the Drunk Left-Handed Cat Challenge, my wife did. But it was close.
SCORE: The sound it makes when you level up (HAAAAAAAAGH!) and a Gwent card. It’s not one of the cards you really want, but it’s cool, you take it anyway.